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Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I know Bea Arthur left the Pam Anderson roast really early, but it could have been because she was half dead; I don't know.

Lisa Lampanelli

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 19, 1961

Topics

Early Know Dead She Half Left

Comedy has lost its eloquence.

Comedy Lost Eloquence

If you can make it economical for people to get out of their cars or sell their cars, and turn transportation into a service, it's a pretty big deal.

Travis Kalanick

Service People Transportation You

I really wanted to be a musician, but it turned out I had no sense of time.

Time No Sense Out Sense Musician

To me, it doesn't matter who you are or where you're from - if you're a good person and you got my back, I got yours.

Good Me Good Person You Back Person

Sometime to be called Pavarotti is not always an advantage.

Luciano Pavarotti

Always Advantage Sometime

I think diamonds represent luxury, indulgence, and class. So any time you can incorporate a gift that is synonymous with all those attributes, you know the other person will love it. I would challenge someone to find something that better represents Valentine's Day more than diamonds!

Love Valentine's Day Time Challenge

We had said, it was either all of us or none of us.

Connie Sellecca

Said Us None Either Had

I always wanted to play a mental patient. I was fascinated with playing crazy people in college, and I don't know if I ever quite perfected it.

People College Crazy Play Know

These days what's not worth saying gets set to music.

Pierre Beaumarchais

Music Saying Worth Days Set Gets

As parents we're not nearly as computer literate as our children are.

Children Parents Computer Our Nearly

In order to be totally spontaneous, you can't be too obsessed with accuracy, but if you're inaccurate in a drawing, it will look fake, and when you act, it will sound fake. You have to find miraculously some proper balance between the two, but there's no formula.

Balance Fake Drawing You Look Find

I was always into music. I think everyone is when they're a teenager, as a way to drown out the world.

Penelope Spheeris

Music World Think Way Always Out

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