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Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

Howard Stern gave me the best advice about Twitter and the N word. He said maybe onstage people get the intention behind the joke, but a tweet is 140 characters or less, and maybe that's why people overreact. I don't need to rustle any more feathers and lose any investors.

Lisa Lampanelli

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 19, 1961

Topics

Best People Me Advice Lose Feathers

Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.

Marriage Other Duet Should Sings

It's sad, something coming to an end. It cracks you open, in a way - cracks you open to feeling.

Jennifer Aniston

Sad End You Feeling Way Open

The Republican Party I grew up in was a Republican Party of family unity.

Family Unity Party Republican Up

The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at its core contemptuous of the country that gave them better lives than nearly 100 percent of everybody who's ever lived. And they pass that contempt along for everyone to see.

John Ratzenberger

World Better Country Pollution See

And in the future, you know, maybe there's kids in the future for me, I don't really know. The interesting thing with me is that there has never been a woman doing what I'm doing at this level for this long. So, it's like, would Vince give me maternity leave?

Future Woman Me Interesting Doing

Poetry is for me Eucharistic. You take someone else's suffering into your body, their passion comes into your body, and in doing that you commune, you take communion, you make a community with others.

Passion Community Poetry Suffering

I believe in servant leadership, and the servant always asks, 'Where am I needed most?'

Leadership Believe I Believe Always

The reason I became a better player was because I came to Philly.

Better Reason Because Player I Came

I think, as a child, there weren't dreams. I can't recall as a child having some ultimate dream and thinking that it was possible.

Dreams Child Think Thinking Dream

I didn't come to Hollywood to be the girl next door. I came to be a movie star.

Jayne Mansfield

Girl Door Hollywood Next Star Come

Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

Too Much Blood Will Tell Much Often

Illinoisans know that we need to protect our environment, to invest in our future, to make sure that our children have clean air, fresh water, and a good, healthy future.

Good Future Children Water Healthy

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