Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I'm way too famous and rich to be on a dating app, but if I get very desperate by the time I'm 60, I'll go on Tinder. Or I'll go on 'Millionaire Matchmaker'; I'll call Patti Stanger.

Lisa Lampanelli

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TimeDatingRichFamousGoWay

For me, it's about trying to be the best in a sport where there's little room for error.

Andre Ward

BestMeTryingRoomLittleError

Life is a work in progress.

Jeff Rich

LifeWorkProgressLife Is A

Remember, I come from such an excessively overdone, red-carpet place called Hollywood. So I'm used to people blowing up their success in ways that are far above and beyond the truth.

Shirley MacLaine

SuccessTruthPeopleRememberPlace

Loving Duran Duran has been one of the constants of my life, but I have no idea what they would sound like if the women in my life stopped loving them. I guess I'll never know. I could claim that Duran Duran taught me everything I know about women, but that's not exactly accurate: I learned it from listening to girls talk about Duran Duran.

Rob Sheffield

LifeWomenMeListeningMy Life

I launched Imperia at the Statue of Liberty because I wanted to use something symbolic. I like American society because it always wants to do something new and better.

Roustam Tariko

SocietyBetterAmericanLibertyNew

The question in their minds was, why did the outside world, and particularly the Western world, produce all these landmines, and send them to Afghanistan? This business must be stopped. It's a dirty business to produce such a horrible device.

Mohsen Makhmalbaf

BusinessWorldDirtyWhyOutside

The pursuit of happiness is in our Constitution. We're all entitled to have the best we can.

Loretta Swit

HappinessBestConstitutionPursuit

I'm aware of the rift in the locker room. That's just alpha males and supreme athletes trying to share the spotlight.

Josh Gordon

TryingAlphaRoomSpotlightShare

Actors sometimes immerse themselves into it so deeply that the line between who they are and their character can become blurred. For me, I think it's just about getting clearer on my whole life and who I am in order to make it possible for me to play whatever character is presented to me at a particular time.

Christian Slater

LifeCharacterTimeI AmMeThink

There are two types of encryption: one that will prevent your sister from reading your diary and one that will prevent your government.

Bruce Schneier

GovernmentSisterReadingWillDiary

Something unknown is doing we don't know what.

Arthur Eddington

DoingKnowUnknownSomething

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others.

Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

LifeSelfOthersGiveBeenAble

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