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Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I would make a few jabs at myself and go for the audience - they are still as flawed as ever.

Lisa Lampanelli

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 19, 1961

Topics

Myself Go Audience Make Would Still

Junk love are relationships in which you know you're not getting the emotional nutrition that you need. You're probably wasting emotional calories on people who aren't giving you enough back.

Love People Giving Enough You Back

I want everything to be an honest extension of me. What better way than me talking? It's a direct connection with everyone. With film and television, you make great projects, but stand-up is the thing that is completely yours.

Jerrod Carmichael

Great Me Better Talking You Want

There's not a single flashlight app that's not spying on you right now.

You Now Right Single App Spying

Actors' performances do not stand alone in any film, live action or whatever.

Live Alone Action Stand Whatever

I've got about 27 gigs right now. I've got radio, I've got television, I've got The Washington Post.

Tony Kornheiser

Television Now Washington Radio Post

My idol when I was a kid was Elizabeth Taylor.

Kid Idol Elizabeth Taylor Elizabeth

My portrayal of Fagin was all to do with my experience in comedy and revue.

Experience Comedy Portrayal

I really just try to focus on my job, which is to be an actor, and outside that, the cards fall where they may, and on not getting caught up in how people react to certain things. That's a death trap creatively.

Focus Job Death People Fall Cards

I heard during our label-searching that some labels hire statisticians instead of A&R people. They'll reach out to the bands that will statistically perform best monetarily instead of going out to shows and having an opinion on which music is good or bad.

Good Music Best People Opinion Bad

The beauty of being co-founders with your spouse is that we run our business and family together.

Family Beauty Business Together Run

A peace agreement isn't like a fairy story. You don't live happily ever after.

Jonathan Powell

Live Peace Story You Fairy Like

I don't have to sit around and wait for the next movie to come along, I can go out and sing.

Wait I Can Go Next Out Sit

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