Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

Mr. Trump, I really can't comment, because he was my boss on 'Celebrity Apprentice,' and I just don't think we should let him be president until he produces evidence that the thing on his head is real. Because he wanted to see Obama's birth certificate, we should ask for a certificate of real hair.

Lisa Lampanelli

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You can plan events, but if they go according to your plan they are not events.

John Berger

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Good government only happens when the people working in it do their jobs, and do them well.

Matthew Lesko

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What I promise to my actors, and to my director, is to give them the salary and everything they need.

Jean-Claude Van Damme

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Weaklings must lie.

Jean Paul

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I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.

Johnny Bench

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I don't actually believe in the genre of comedy. Sometimes when I watch comedies, I can't see the soul of the show. I want to be able to laugh and cry. That is where the magic is. I'm trying to get to that place.

Michaela Coel

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I've been in on the beginning, the rise, peak, collapse and end of the talking picture.

Joseph L. Mankiewicz

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I think it's like music for the sake of music, and a lot of the words stem from liking music a lot, wanting to be a good band and having a good sense of humour, and living in a situation where we're free to pretty much do what we want.

Jon Fishman

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I've worked on all sorts of things, like the sci-fi stuff for Vin Diesel, where the script is numbered and is in unphotocopy-able colours and your name is stamped into every page. And it doesn't really help because it creates a false sense of specialness about the thing.

Colm Feore

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I've become quite a serious explorer: I've been to Everest three times; I'm the oldest man to reach the North Pole; and I've just been to the lost world of Venezuela.

Brian Blessed

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Freedom is the right to one's dignity as a man.

Archibald MacLeish

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Sometimes people call me a success for all the reasons that make me think I'm a failure.

William Hurt

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