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Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

I feel that if I retire today, I've done enough. I've achieved everything in comedy... I feel I don't need anything else. It's already built.

Lisa Lampanelli

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 19, 1961

Topics

Today Feel Comedy Enough Done Need

One of the main secrets to staying young is staying healthy. I've sometimes had to suppress a smile when some young lady, who has obviously not taken care of herself through diet or exercise, says admiringly, 'Ooh, I hope I look as good as you do when I'm your age!' Although it's intended to be complimentary, it's actually a back-hander.

Smile Good Age Hope Care Diet

I love school. I was a great student.

Love Great School Student I Love

Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it Treason.

Dare Treason Never Reason Call None

I worked for MI6 in the Sixties, during the great witch-hunts, when the shared paranoia of the Cold War gripped the services.

Great War Cold Sixties Cold War

When I saw the scene in 'Close Encounters,' and Richard Dreyfuss's son is screaming at him - that's a heartbreaking scene. And I remember being devastated by 'E.T.' Or when E.T. started to get sick. That broke me up a little bit.

Son Me Sick Remember Him Up

It was difficult every ten days having a new director. I'm a real collaborator and, as an actor, I want to be directed. It's hard for me to shift gears.

Jeanne Tripplehorn

Me New Want Actor Difficult Hard

When your back is against the wall, your brain has to function at a high level.

Brain Back Wall High Level Against

It's hard to get material. I haven't made a movie before. I have two episodes of television that I think have come in really great, but it's really hard to get directing work.

Work Great Think Television Hard

So I really would like to see both parties respond to the poor with greater commitment. But I've got to tell you, the Democrats, I feel, are doing a better job in that respect than Republicans are.

Respect Commitment Job Better Doing

I stayed at Morgan Stanley for 27 years because it was fun. I kept learning.

Learning Fun Years Because Morgan

The biggest surprise, which is also the best, is that I didn't know I would love motherhood as much as I do.

Deborah Norville

Love Best Mom Motherhood Surprise

I can act... I do a little writing as well. And I'm good at typing. I'm a creative typist, actually.

Good Creative Writing I Can Little

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