Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

What you bring to the stage is what you are in real life... people sense that.

Lisa Lampanelli

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LifePeopleYouRealStageBring

Imagine there wasn't photography. Where would we be? How would I remember what I looked like as a kid? It links us all. It keeps us all together; it's what our history is.

Jerry Della Femina

HistoryTogetherRememberPhotography

I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time.

Jerry Ferrara

TimeFootballBaseballMeBasketball

You could say, in a vulgar Freudian way, that I am the unhappy child who escapes into books. Even as a child, I was most happy being alone. This has not changed.

Slavoj Zizek

AloneI AmHappyChildBeing Alone

I'm no longer interested in being in big commercial films.

Sienna Miller

BigBeingCommercialInterested

I fear other actors who are not prepared. And I fear directors who are afraid.

Tommy Lee Jones

FearAfraidWhoPreparedOther

People will say, 'I really don't like romance,' or, 'I don't read it - at all!' So how do they know? Weirdly, I think that the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' phenomenon introduced women to romance who would never have read it. And that means that they then go on to read my books, and that would be great.

Ruth Glick

WomenGreatPeopleThinkGoKnow

Firstly, we have personnel records of persons we hired, persons we fired, reasons we fired them and so forth. These records have nothing to do with the assassination of the president and, therefore, ought to remain in the files.

Louis Stokes

NothingPresidentFiredRecordsThem

When I started running, a gadget was a wristwatch with a secondhand on it.

Don Kardong

StartedRunningSecondhandGadget

I believe with my sage and epigrammatic friend P. J. O'Rourke that a government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take it all away.

Christopher Buckley

FriendGovernmentBelieveEnoughYou

I have tremendous respect for both John Elway and Peyton Manning as people and as quarterbacks in the NFL, but I was not concerned one bit with playing in their shadow.

Brock Osweiler

RespectShadowPeoplePlayingNFL

One should mature over 20 years.

Aung San Suu Kyi

MatureOverYearsShould

The trouble with our people is as soon as they got out of slavery they didn't want to give the white man nothing else. But the fact is, you got to give em something. Either your money, your land, your woman or your ass.

Alice Walker

MoneyWomanManPeopleSlaveryYou

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