Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

That's the whole thing: You only roast the ones you love. That's why I never make fun of the French.

Lisa Lampanelli

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LoveFunYouWhyNeverWhole

When a young writer comes up to me with an ambitious idea for a 20-book series, I usually tell him to maybe try something smaller to start off with.

Jim Butcher

MeStartYoungTryHimTell

I don't really love writing. I don't love the feeling of starting a new file. But I love the feeling of overcoming and accomplishing.

John Branch

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I love novels, but I'm not a novelist. I'm just a dramatist, which means I write lines for actors. That's all I have ever wanted to do.

John Logan

LoveWriteLinesJustWantedMeans

I think a lot of high-profile artists like to make people think that. 'Oh, I'm trying to choose my next project.' This is a job. Sometimes your next job is so you can provide for your family; your kids are 16 and getting ready to go to college.

Michael Cudlitz

WorkServiceThinkEnoughBodyLook

Reading your own material aloud forces you to listen.

Stephen Ambrose

ReadingYouListenOwnYourForces

Corruption, money laundering, and tax evasion are global problems, not just challenges for developing countries.

Sri Mulyani Indrawati

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People often only see one side to someone's personality, but there are levels.

Ross Lynch

PersonalityPeopleSomeoneSeeSide

I like making people laugh, so drama was never a big leap for me.

Luke Hemsworth

PeopleMeLaughDramaLeapNever

The future of TV is not on TV. It's on the smaller screens we are all using in front of the television set.

Jorge Ramos

FutureTelevisionScreensSetFront

Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

Jon Heder

MarriageBestTogetherWifeBrother

If you're going to have a Hall of Fame, you've got to have Owen Hart in the Hall of Fame.

Bret Hart

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My parents had this relationship that was really terrifying. I mean, the level of hatred that they had, and the level of physical abuse - my mother would beat up my father, basically - and I think I was drawn to images on television that were bright and reflective.

Augusten Burroughs

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