Judy Sheindlin Quotes

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Judy Sheindlin

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: lawyer
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 21, 1942

Topics

MeRainingTellLeg

I'm more nervous about doing this than anything I've ever done before, because it is so prestigious.

Michael Aspel

DoingDoneNervousMoreAnything

Maybe there is something specifically Scandinavian that comes out of the long, dark winters - you have to learn to laugh at misery, in a way.

Stellan Skarsgard

LaughLearnLongYouDarkWay

There has never been an unexpectedly short debugging period in the history of computers.

Steven Levy

HistoryComputersShortNeverBeen

In a world of democracies, the most deserving basis of national differences is that the different states of the world should represent a form of moral specialisation within humanity.

Roberto Unger

WorldHumanityDifferencesMoral

We stand in the shadow of Jefferson who believed that a society founded upon the rule of law and liberty was dependent upon public education and the diffusion of knowledge.

Matt Blunt

EducationKnowledgeShadowLawStand

I went through a period where I was really tired of seeing and reading about myself.

Michael Stipe

MyselfTiredReadingSeeingThrough

The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.

Jason Alexander

FunnyHumorMeBetterSense Of Humor

In life, you get one choice over and over again. That is to take conditions as they are or take responsibility for changing them.

Cory Booker

LifeResponsibilityYouChoiceOver

Fate is a sempiternal and unchangeable series and chain of things, rolling and unraveling itself through eternal sequences of cause and effect, of which it is composed and compounded.

Chrysippus

FateThroughThingsRollingChain

I wouldn't say I'm addicted, but I never, ever skip yoga. I use it to calm down and slow down.

April Gornik

CalmSlowDownSayNeverCalm Down

The only question where there is disagreement is should the highest income rates above a quarter million dollars a year go back to where they were under Bill Clinton. That is the dispute about the taxes.

Austan Goolsbee

YearBackGoQuestionTaxesAbove

People will be able to survive, of course, without honeycreepers and monk seals. But if the wolf spider is in trouble, we are in trouble, too.

Susanna Moore

PeopleSurviveWolfTroubleWill

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