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Louis C. K. Quotes

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 12, 1967

Topics

God Past People Window Think You

As astute followers of 'Life in Hell' will notice, Akbar and Jeff wear the same striped T-shirt as Charlie Brown. 'Peanuts' was very important to me.

Life Me Hell Important Will T-Shirt

America has two clear tiers of workers: contractors and employees. The former have few regulatory protections; the latter have many.

Anand Giridharadas

America Employees Two Workers Clear

The simple act of saying 'thank you' is a demonstration of gratitude in response to an experience that was meaningful to a customer or citizen.

Simon Mainwaring

Gratitude Thankful Experience Simple

The bottom line is, I tend to be going back to older and older music.

Martin Scorsese

Music Back Line Bottom Going Older

Freewill means that the Universe never judges, never interferes with your own choices - and sees you as a being of equal creative power.

Power Creative Choices Universe You

You don't have to be angry and become an ugly person.

Debbie Reynolds

Angry Ugly You Person Become

My idea about football is to play well, but even if you can't always play well, one thing I want is your character, your spirit. That is all I can ask of you.

Claudio Ranieri

Character Football You I Can Play

People tell me if I don't eat vegetables, I'm going to get scurvy. Well, what the hell. But I was never overweight as a player. There was a clause in my contract that said I had to weigh in at 270 every Friday morning. I always made it. I'd have dinner on Monday, and then I wouldn't eat until Friday.

Morning Monday People Me Dinner

I love to remember the World Trade Centre walk, but it should not define me.

Love Walk Me World Remember Trade

I realized that, when you're 18, your world is wide open. But as each year passes, one more nail goes into the coffin, killing you dreams and aspirations. And by the time you reach 25, you've been beaten down and become a realist. And my advice is you can't let these things get you down.

Paul Zane Pilzer

Dreams Time World Advice Reach Year

Breakfast, for me, is usually some sort of omelette with some meat and veggies and potatoes and some good coffee. Then I'll usually do that into a workout, and I'll follow my workout with a shake, which is mostly protein and a little carb.

Good Coffee Breakfast Me Follow

Comedy can be fun no matter what you're playing. It always has the potential to be a blast.

Fun Potential Comedy You Matter

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