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Louis C. K. Quotes

I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 12, 1967

Topics

People Saying Mad Through Anything

Corny answer is of course is that everyone who wants musicals are children in different ways, aren't they? So you think of them in different ways. There are things of mine I'm sorry haven't come here.

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Children Sorry Think You Everyone

Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your shoes off, then you have to take the liquids out, now we have to be patted down in our private areas because of the diaper bomber.

Shoes You Down Now First Box

I grew up in a military family, and there's something about that military-style uniform, all cleaned up, a brutal control effort the military necessarily breeds.

Family Effort Control Uniform Up

I contend that Bush would be a lot more moderate if there weren't some fundamentalists breathing down his neck every time he wants to establish the state of Israel, every time he wants to do justice for the Palestinian people.

Time Justice People Down More Neck

What do I know about women? I don't know anything.

Women Know Anything About

Fighting causes you to face life head on, because you could end up seriously getting hurt, and you could hurt somebody else. It causes both people to face the reality that we are fragile beings, but it doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves in the process and punch each other in the face and have a good time.

Life Good Time People Face Hurt

There are people to whom heroism under fire comes naturally and seemingly without effort, but Patton was not one of them.

Fire Effort People Heroism Without

I really believe in hopefulness and respect people that are hopeful. I think I'm at my best when I think hopefully.

Respect Best People Believe Think

I like many things in English football - everyone lives and breathes it here. Of course, that doesn't mean I don't like Spanish football.

Julen Lopetegui

Football Mean Everyone Things Here

I have always been fond of recognizing the spiritual side of someone's personality. It's a very lovely concept.

Personality Spiritual Someone Lovely

The process of building a part doesn't really stop.

Donald Pleasence

Building Process Stop Part Really

When you're a stand-up, you play in front of 600 people, and it's all about timing. I could never do stand-up comedy; it would be way too hard for me.

People Me Comedy You Play Timing

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