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Louis C. K. Quotes

America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 12, 1967

Topics

Family America Out Other Yell Works

I work every morning, all morning, sometimes in the afternoons. Then sometimes I hunt in the afternoons - quail, doves, grouse up north - but just to stay alive, because writers die from their lifestyle but also from their lack of movement.

Work Morning Die Alive Sometimes Up

I'm a car nut. My father was a parts manager at a Chevrolet dealership.

Father Car Manager Nut Parts

You cannot be against embryonic stem cell research and be intellectually and therefore morally consistent, if you're not also against in vitro fertilization.

Research You Against Consistent Stem

I was used to being successful in school, but academics didn't make me happy.

School Happy Me Successful Academics

I'm a big proponent of all love winning and love just being fab.

Jonathan Van Ness

Love Winning Big Being Just

Parodies came about because Mr. Ford was actually one of the better athletes of our presidents... but he continually had physical accidents... he was an easy target for me. The main idea was to get people laughing.

People Me Better Easy Target Get

Football is my base; that's where I learned to be tough. I was a strong safety, and that's what I do: I hit people. The mentality is football, the wrestling is precision.

Football People Safety Tough Strong

I'd rather shut myself in a room for six months than act in a bad movie.

Myself Bad Room Act Rather Shut

Writing was my route to creative expression, and I needed to write about the things that interested me.

Creative Me Writing Write Expression

With a definite, step-by-step plan - ah, what a difference it makes! You cannot fail, because each step carries you along to the next, like a track.

Step Plan You Difference Next Fail

Humanity will... be confronted with dangers of unprecedented character unless, in due time, measures can be taken to forestall a disastrous competition in such formidable armaments and to establish an international control of the manufacture and use of the powerful materials.

Character Time Competition Control

When you make machines that are capable of obeying instructions slavishly, and among those instructions are 'duplicate me' instructions, then of course the system is wide open to exploitation by parasites.

Richard Dawkins

Me You Capable Open System Machines

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