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Louis C. K. Quotes

You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 12, 1967

Topics

Impossible You Bosses Cancel Many

We should not allow wealthy people, including corporate criminals, to hide their assets and avoid paying their bills.

People Hide Corporate Avoid Bills

What matters most is a good and ready will to obey God.

Johannes Tauler

Good God Ready Will Matters Obey

I had spent four months in Cedar City, Utah, right after graduation as an intern at the Utah Shakespearean Festival. It's a town that has many people living the polygamous lifestyle.

People City Graduation Living Right

I originally welcomed the mobile phone, as it seemed to me that it would enable you to work from anywhere. On the mobile, who was to know if you were sitting on the branch of a tree or sitting in an office? But it instead had the opposite effect: instead of freeing us from the office, it allowed the office to take away our freedom.

Work Freedom Tree Me You Phone

Historically, Islam was hijacked about 20 or 30 years after the Prophet and interpreted in such a way that the ruler has absolute power and is accountable only to God. That, of course, was a very convenient interpretation for whoever was the ruler.

Mohamed ElBaradei

God Power Islam Way Interpretation

If there are people out by the bus, I'll come off the bus and sign autographs, too. I always want to be accessible. I always tell my fans, 'If I ever get on the bus and don't come off, it's because I'm under the weather or I'm really tired.'

Tired People Weather Want Out Bus

I think cryotherapy is excellent for anybody and not just athletes.

Think Just Excellent I Think Anybody

If you ask a million players who they would want as manager, they will come back with a top three list of Mourinho, Pep Guardiola, or Diego Simeone.

You Back Three Want Manager Top

If something anticipated arrives too late it finds us numb, wrung out from waiting, and we feel - nothing at all. The best things arrive on time.

Time Best Waiting Feel Late Nothing

I think science is about the search for God; it just comes at it from a different angle than religion.

God Science Religion Think Search

For happiness one needs security, but joy can spring like a flower even from the cliffs of despair.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Flower Happiness Joy Spring Security

Human rights are not only violated by terrorism, repression or assassination, but also by unfair economic structures that creates huge inequalities.

Terrorism Unfair Human Rights Only

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