Milton Berle Quotes

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Milton Berle

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 12, 1908 - March 27, 2002

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If something is very, very funny but possibly controversial, if it's truly funny, then it's worth doing. Things aren't worth doing for the sake of being controversial.

John Mulaney

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It takes great wit and interest and energy to be happy. The pursuit of happiness is a great activity. One must be open and alive. It is the greatest feat man has to accomplish.

Robert Herrick

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I think we're really - we're doing a really great job doing our show, and other shows are doing a great job doing theirs, and we'll just see what people have to say.

Michael C. Hall

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When I read the news that Wonder Woman was going to be resurrected for a blockbuster movie in 2016, 'Batman vs. Superman', it made me excited - and anxious. Would the producers give her a role as fierce as her origins - and maybe some shoulder straps - or would she just be cartoon eye candy?

Amanda Foreman

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I wish the world was run by women. Women who have given birth and know the value of their creation.

Simin Daneshvar

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All those men have their price.

Robert Walpole

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I'm interested in being part of a majority in the Senate.

Roy Blunt

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I have lots of heroes and heroines, mostly unsung and including my husband.

Mary Beard

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We all have a hungry heart, and one of the things we hunger for is happiness. So as much as I possibly could, I stayed where I was happy.

Mary Oliver

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I think I should be respectful of fighters. This sport is brutal enough itself. I don't think you should say stupid statements or should act like savages.

Mirko Cro Cop

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Many African people are smarter than me - kids who could have been better. I have no claim for genius.

Mo Ibrahim

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The Tweets that I have written that are most popular are the ones that are the kind of universal girly concerns and observations.

Mindy Kaling

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