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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

Funny Amazing Cloud Wrong Why Top

Folks, you're the reason that the automobile industry is back. Whether it was the wage freezes, the plant closures, folks, you sacrificed to keep your companies open. Because of your productivity, the combined auto companies have committed to invest another $23 billion in expansion in America.

Plant America You Back Automobile

'Star Trek' is still my signature role because once you do a 'Star Trek' series, it's never really out of the marketplace.

You Never Signature Out Star Role

When you're a detective on the midnight shift, you don't have a specialty: you roll on any time they need a detective, whether it's big or small.

Michael Connelly

Time Small You Need Midnight Big

Many psychopaths describe the traditional treatment programmes as finishing schools where they hone their skills. Where they find out that there are lots of techniques they had not thought about before.

Thought Find Skills Finishing Out

No one has ever escaped from Guantanamo Bay. It is by far the most secure detention facility in the world.

World Far Secure Bay Most Ever

The financial system has to be regulated, we have to end with the tax havens, and it's necessary that the central banks in the world should control a little bit the banks' financing because they cannot bypass a certain range of leverage.

Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva

Control World Financial End Tax

When you win something, once, twice, three times, and you have that feeling, that pushes you forward again. You want to win more and more and more.

Win Forward You Feeling Three Want

My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby's room. Our second son was born in 2001, and the office became the kids' room.

Son Baby Partner Born First Office

What you hear mostly people gripe about adaptations is, 'They took out this scene,' or, 'They had to condense these characters.' I understand why they have to do that. But if you had a favorite character, and now they've been melded together with another one, it's disappointing.

Character Together People You Why

What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Christopher Hitchens

Evidence Without Dismissed Asserted

Mark Udall wants to run a social issues campaign. He definitely wants to run as the social issues candidate.

Run Mark Social Social Issues He

It's not annoying if only a couple of people come up. If a bunch of them crowd around me, it's annoying.

People Me Up Annoying Crowd Come

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