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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

Friend Me Said Want Frozen Banana

From the world wars of Europe to the jungles of the Far East, from the deserts of the Middle East to the African continent, and even here in our own hemisphere, our veterans have made the world a better place and America the great country we are today.

Today Great World Better America

Every child growing up will look to their parents, my mother and my father. My grandmother lived with us. I picked up quite a bit of family lore and history from her, which was interesting.

Family Father Mother History Parents

Honestly, being a store manager was the best job I ever had.

Ann-Marie Campbell

Best Job Manager Being Store Ever

When I won my first Grand Slam in Australia, and we came back, I had much more confidence. I had much more belief in my game, about my improvement.

Angelique Kerber

Confidence Improvement Game Back

And the actors tend not to want to watch themselves very often. I'm one of those guys.

Want Watch Those Very Guys Often

It's got difficult for me to walk down the street without people stopping me to ask for an autograph or to talk to me about boxing.

Walk People Me Down Street Talk

I want my kids to have passion for life, to really have a passion for life. I think when you have a passion for something, you can overcome obstacles, if you float through life without having anything to hold on to or get you fired up emotionally and to focus on, I think it's really hard to overcome things.

Life Passion Focus Obstacles Think

I'm attracted to bold women - I collect them. I met one of my best friends when we both were about 22 and working at 'Mirabella' magazine. I was wearing this blue dress I had borrowed from my mom, and I didn't know I had deodorant lines all over it until my friend signaled to me.

Tracee Ellis Ross

Friend Women Best Dress Blue Mom

I am very adamant about keeping my private life private. I don't prefer to talk about my family.

Life Family I Am Talk Private Life

I love food, and I love drawing it, particularly.

Love Food Drawing I Love

I'm probably the biggest reality television star living.

Janice Dickinson

Reality Television Living Star

Actors act... Their job is to become this character. And I have, in fact, seen Sam Heughan become Jamie and Caitriona Balfe become Claire right before my eyes. It was an astonishing transformation.

Character Eyes Job Transformation

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