Mitch Hedberg Quotes

People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

Mitch Hedberg

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

LifeDogPeopleMeThoughtSitting

I can't solve the world's problems, can't even begin to contemplate them all. But on my little corner of Earth, I at least can try to live in a way that treads lightly.

John Grogan

LiveWorldProblemsEarthWayTry

At one level, SXSW exemplifies serendipity, because whenever I come, I get these unexpected meetings with people I never knew existed, and you couldn't have planned it. But by making the choice to come to SXSW, I'm increasing the probability of those encounters.

John Hagel III

PeopleMeetingsUnexpectedYouNever

HBO is turning 'Game Change' into a miniseries, and they've cast Ed Harris as my dad.

Meghan McCain

ChangeGameCastTurningHBOHarris

I care about narrative structure; I care about how stories unfold.

Jeff Nichols

CareStructureNarrativeStoriesHow

On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength - and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn't deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me.

Tracy Morgan

StrengthLiveMeNightPerformance

The wonderful thing about the cartoon form is it's a combination of words and pictures. You don't have to choose, and the contribution of the two often winds up being greater than the sum of its parts.

Roz Chast

WordsYouChoosePicturesWindsUp

If lifespan jumps by 30 or 40 years, that has enormous implications.

Joshua Lederberg

YearsImplicationsJumpsEnormous

God too longs; and because the Absolute Life itself, which dwells in our life, and inspires these very longings, possesses the true world, and is that world.

Josiah Royce

LifeGodWorldTrueBecauseOur

I spent a couple of months just riding a bike doing my own training in the streets.

Jonny Lee Miller

BikeTrainingDoingMy OwnRiding

If I were in a situation where I had to meet a pack of wolves and my family is with me, I'm going to be scared, but I'm not going to hide behind my son to protect me. They're going to hide behind me.

Jon Seda

FamilySonMeWolvesHideSituation

When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.

Chris Hardwick

JobBuildingStartThinkYouResume

I really have never been concerned about being beautiful on-screen. That's just not my jam.

Claire Danes

BeautifulNeverBeing BeautifulBeen

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