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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

Football People Weird You Now Say

Senator Walsh has a long history of fighting for Montanans, both at home and in combat. He deserves respect for his courage on our behalf.

Home Courage History Respect Long

Vampirism, for me, was a way to live in fantasy and have superpowers, but not just in a really perfect, happy, everything is great way. It's superpowers with a cost. It's having to be the villain, and what do you do about that.

Stephenie Meyer

Live Great Happy Me Villain You

For years, 'Drag Race' was gay people's best kept secret. When I started doing drag, people didn't know anything about it. Look at it now: it's like it's gone from black and white to IMAX.

Black And White Best People Black

I think it's pretty crazy to say you've been typecast at the age of 20 before you've even really started getting going.

Age Crazy Think You Say Pretty

Do you think states' rights would have disappeared if state legislatures still elected our United States senators? Do you think our United States senators would be difficult to contact if they were named by our state legislatures?

Think You Difficult Contact Rights

I try getting in front of as many opportunities as possible, but in the late '90s, I had no idea that I'd end up being CFO of a technology company. I'd no idea what venture capital was.

Technology Opportunities End Late Up

Skills acquisition is really at the heart of what it means to learn.

Heart Learn Skills Acquisition Means

With wealth, one is in a position of responsibility. You must try to help others. It is as simple as that.

Responsibility Simple Help Others You

Unavoidable circumstances prevent me from giving you ample written instructions. Such however as may be deemed necessary will be prepared and sent to you at the City of Washington in a very few days.

City Me Giving You Be Prepared Will

When I hit my thirties, that's when I calmed down and I wasn't so tough on myself. I wasn't doing the yo-yo dieting any more. I gave myself a break. I think that, if you're more accepting of yourself, you're more free and open and can just allow more people in.

Nicole Scherzinger

Myself Yourself People Free Think

I love America, and I love to say that my family is American.

Family Love American America Say

We've got to keep an eye on the battle that we face - a war on workers. And you see it everywhere. It is the Tea Party. And there's only one way to beat and win that war - the one thing about working people is, we like a good fight.

Good Fight War Tea People Win

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