Mitch Hedberg Quotes

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.

Mitch Hedberg

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

WorkKitchenKidSureMakeDraw

Years ago, when I started having this little bit of success as an actor, I got a job on 'VH1's Best Week Ever.' I went back to my mall in New Jersey, which is what I do when I go visit my parents, and I was at a Wetzel's Pretzels. The manager was like, 'I love the show! It's awesome!' and gave me a free pretzel. I was so excited!

Melissa Rauch

LoveSuccessBestJobParentsMe

I really like involvement with an audience.

Anderson Cooper

AudienceInvolvementLikeReally

Many of the French follow a Trade with the Indians, living very conveniently for that Interest.

John Lawson

LivingFollowTradeInterestIndians

I'm always much more inspired by random people on the street. I live down by NYU and The New School, and I'd almost say close your eyes and pull a student out, and they're gonna be a little bit cooler than the average celebrity.

Michael Bastian

LiveEyesSchoolPeopleRandomDown

A lot of the composing posture you see in Joanna I actually took from Lauren Bacall from 'To Have or Have Not.' I absolutely adored that movie as a kid, and I just remembered this woman who was so statuesque, and I was like, 'I want to do that.'

Stephanie Corneliussen

WomanYouWantKidSeeRemembered

So I concentrated on the rhythmic side of things, and therefore left a lot of holes. I didn't want to use big pad chords everywhere. All of the songs are built up of small melodies and counter melodies all played very rhythmically.

Midge Ure

SmallWantUpSideBigLeft

If you're going to come wanting to work really hard, you're never going to bum me out.

Dito Montiel

WorkMeYouNeverHardOut

My mother says I used to breast-feed in a split.

Dree Hemingway

MotherUsedSplitSays

There's no vacation from being a parent.

Chevy Chase

VacationParentBeing

I'm just saying, it's got to be about something more than just body parts when you're with somebody.

Brian Austin Green

SayingYouBodyMoreSomethingJust

Donna Summer was one of the strongest female singers in pop music. She was very underrated as a vocalist and a writer, and her songbook is just outrageous.

Annaleigh Ashford

MusicSummerSheHerUnderratedPop

We are all born artists... Almost everything kids do is art.

William McDonough

ArtBornEverythingArtistsKids

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