Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

Mitch Hedberg

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

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I call upon governments to start supporting companies to use more sustainable materials in their products instead of continuing with antiquated incentives, such as import duties on synthetic materials that are in principle much higher compared with those placed on leather goods regardless of the environmental footprint.

Jochen Zeitz

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Every single morning, I have a person sitting right there next to me in prayer with a tape recorder - and a song comes up every day.

Andrae Crouch

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By a continuing process of inflation, government can confiscate, secretly and unobserved, an important part of the wealth of their citizens.

John Maynard Keynes

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We mainly shot 'Cartel Land' with the Canon C300. The camera was dropped, smashed, hit by guns, in dust storms, torrential rain, and it never, ever failed.

Matthew Heineman

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As you get older, the days have gone, and the years have gone, and it's 'whoosh!'

Jeff Lynne

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I've patterned myself after my musical heroes.

Trisha Yearwood

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Carter Hall is a cross between Indiana Jones and Robert Langdon from 'Da Vinci Code' and 'Angels and Demons.'

Rob Liefeld

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If you can command a lot of attention, that's what is valuable, and many in the commercial ecology would like to have a piece of that attention.

Mitch Kapor

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I always imagine people give succinct answers. I have no prepared thoughts on what I do.

Julia Davis

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New York City is the most important location in the world... it is the center for fashion, culture and finance.

Jared Kushner

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Businessmen should not put their finger in politics, because they tend to think only of their own self-interest. But I worry about the low morale in Italian industry and the lack of government initiatives to help the poor.

Diego Della Valle

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Be willing to take on career risks.

Debra L. Reed

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