Mitch Hedberg Quotes

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Mitch Hedberg

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

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I want to keep learning, keep exploring, keep doing more.

Jessye Norman

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Oh well, when I was younger I was known for breaking hearts. I am the kind of person that falls passionately in love but then a couple of months down the line, I fall out of love.

Jenna Jameson

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I don't want to repeat myself. I don't want to shoot 10 installments of 'Infernal Affairs.'

Andrew Lau

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Twitter is just full of silly little people enjoying being sarcastic and rude and mocking.

Michaela Coel

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The federal government should not be an accessory to the unconstitutional actions of the Arizona state government. By continuing to work with Arizona police departments operating under SB 1070, the Department is implicitly condoning the shameful tactics authorized by the new law.

Lucille Roybal-Allard

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I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player.

Judy Gold

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I was always intrigued by the idea of bringing things together that are considered taboo or risque and bringing them together with something of high elegance and sophistication.

Dita Von Teese

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I've been interested in the writing/directing thing and really fell into acting by complete accident.

Domhnall Gleeson

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The only time I did not know how to be, physically, was when I lost a lot of weight. That was the only time I didn't understand my body.

Dawn French

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I took computers in high school. I would do all my own programming, but I didn't see the future of computers for anything other than data processing. Who was going to use a computer for communications?

Craig Hatkoff

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Since I've been at Bayern, I have seen the Bundesliga grow.

Arjen Robben

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Few things are brought to a successful issue by impetuous desire, but most by calm and prudent forethought.

Thucydides

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