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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

Life Women Someone Sex Need Who

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

Someone Talking You Worst Even Ever

I don't want to return to the past. I don't yearn for when I was 18 years old. I was in high school then. I had acne. I had a terrible hairdo. I'm sure I was sporting polyester pants.

Joe Scarborough

Past School High School Want High

Homophobia in male sports is much stronger than in women's sports; the locker room environment is a lot different. It's going to be much more of a brave step, an earthshaking move, for a gay male athlete to come out.

Women Sports Step Brave Stronger

I feel that heterosexual marriage is the more excellent way, and it surely is approved holy by the Holy Bible, and it holds so many more possibilities: the possibilities of having children of both the mother and father, the male and the female.

Robert H. Schuller

Marriage Father Mother Children Feel

To me, religion is an agreement between a group of people about what God is. Spirituality is a one-on-one relationship.

God Relationship Religion People Me

I have visited Japan several times and have always been shown wonderful hospitality.

Stephen Hawking

Hospitality Always Wonderful Been

George Burns was a Vaudeville performer I particularly loved.

Loved Performer Vaudeville Burns

The conceit of an anchorman is we never think we're going to die, I suppose.

Think Die Never Going Conceit

Sci-fi works for me as a way of getting across a social conceit couched as entertainment. Social realist movies lost their way because they are just not that entertaining.

Miguel Sapochnik

Me Lost Movies Entertainment Way

I have lots of ambition!

Sickle cell was my life before hip-hop. I ain't really have no life - that was it.

Life My Life Hip-Hop Before Really

I need to keep my story count high. I'm trying to get as many stories in my hour as is humanly possible. We're telling more stories in our hour than any national newscast has in the history of this business, I think.

Business History Story Think Trying

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