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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

Hero Down Know Pants Real Up

We grew up watching Woody Allen and Albert Brooks movies, and we see this neurotic, annoying, unlikeable male at the center of a story, and people root for him anyway. I think that's really what we have been craving as women is the hero who doesn't look perfect and doesn't act perfectly.

Women Hero People Story Think Look

It has always been more expensive for the poor to borrow money. We see this in everything from mortgage rates to credit cards.

Money Credit Cards Mortgage Poor

Obama's victory in November 2008 was a historic political accomplishment.

Victory Accomplishment Political

'Do the Right Thing' was like the first film where I really felt comfortable working with actors.

Do The Right Thing Comfortable Right

Michael Fassbender is phenomenal in '12 Years a Slave.'

Years Slave Phenomenal Michael

At the end of the day, there's not an office complex anywhere on these grounds that I wouldn't be honored to have as a sitting member of Congress.

Day End Of The Day End Sitting

Legendary is in the unique position in that they have the resources to take risks, which I think has really benefitted 'Pacific Rim.'

Risks Think Unique Resources Take

As a black man, my hope is that I can touch more and more people all over the world of different races and different colours.

Hope Man People World Black I Can

I'm a big kid, you know?

You Know Kid Big

You know that band that are all over 'Melody Maker,' Huggy Bear, they're just a load of crap, right? Riot grrrl group - y'know, it's all sexism and stuff, women standing up for their rights: 'This girl said this at the gig off the stage.' It's nothing got to do with music. They're probably untalented gits when it comes to the crunch.

Dolores O'Riordan

Women Music Girl You Know Group

You can't let injuries dictate the outcome of a football game. You have to persevere and keep fighting. That is how we are. If there is a blade of grass to defend or take, we do it.

DeAngelo Williams

Football Game Fighting Injuries You

I believe someone should be able to dress according to the mood they're in. It shouldn't be forced and you shouldn't have to follow a trend.

Dress Believe Someone You Mood Able

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