Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

Mitch Hedberg

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

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When I'm working, I try to be serious and rest where I can. I just mark in rehearsals. I still train. I warm up. And I still take lessons from this unbelievable teacher in New York, Joan Lader. I try to be stretched and ready to go.

Max von Essen

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An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

Andy Warhol

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What is important to me is that the world understand that the problems of the Dead Sea concern not only residents of the region but humanity.

Jean-Michel Jarre

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In its more listless moments, 'Pharaoh's Army' seems a ramshackle collection of memories not overly concerned with telling a larger story.

Jeff Giles

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I live in reality, and I know at any moment I could stop getting the phone calls and nobody wants to hear me sing or tell jokes anymore.

Trixie Mattel

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That's the way New Orleans is. It's driven by the music.

Trombone Shorty

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I need to broaden my horizons.

Trevor Dunn

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I was a 10 million-plus selling artist.

Toni Braxton

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I definitely need clarity.

Mary Pierce

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If you believe you can shed pounds quickly by force of will and deprivation, you will in all likelihood not only regain the ones you lost, but add a few more besides.

Mireille Guiliano

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The power to do good is also the power to do harm.

Milton Friedman

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I envy Muslims their practice of regular and genuine prayer. It's a beautiful practice that enriches their daily lives.

Jay Parini

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