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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

Great You Want Eat Hungry Rice

On 'Idol,' you have to show off your vocal abilities, so I stuck to the ballads, so I'm glad my first single is 'Tonight' so I can show off my fun, young side, and what I want to do as an artist.

Jessica Sanchez

Fun You Artist I Can Young Want

I like eating out. I like buying beautiful paintings and being surrounded by beautiful things. I have to finance that life. I can barely afford a pension scheme because I don't make enough money.

Life Beautiful Money Finance Eating

I'm not into fad diets; I'm not into depriving. I like fast food, and I like chocolate.

Alyssa Sutherland

Food Chocolate Fast Fast Food Like

I mean, Scorsese's a genius, and that's one way of shooting.

Genius Way Mean Shooting One Way

I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people. I don't have time for them. I can't make phone calls and stuff. I just sit on my own for days.

Time People Phone My Own Days Own

My parents were New Yorkers, and I was conceived in Los Angeles. My father was a makeup artist to Clint Eastwood and Richard Chamberlain.

Father Parents Makeup Artist New

New York is our home.

Home New York New Our York

For me, everything has always been an accident.

Me Always Everything Been Accident

On occasions I have been big-headed. I think most people are when they get in the limelight. I call myself Big Head just to remind myself not to be.

Myself People Think Head Big Call

I like to lift and do cardio to stay in shape, so I can walk the dog on somebody, and I like to be strong, but running 10 miles or a decathlon? That don't support my interests.

Brantley Gilbert

Dog Walk Be Strong Support Strong

I will advocate moving the Illinois minimum wage back to the national minimum wage.

Moving Back Will Minimum Wage Wage

It's a constant thing we do in life... I marry someone or have kids; these are the evolutions of life that we go on. There are constant shifts.

Percelle Ascott

Life Someone Go Kids Marry Constant

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