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Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005

Topics

Birthday Candle Cake Buy Got Store

I'll never forget my interview with Barry Humphries - one of the oddest I've ever done. He insisted that for half the time he appeared as Dame Edna. So I interviewed the real Barry Humphries in a suit and tie, and then I interviewed Edna in full fig in her dressing room, where she criticised Barry mercilessly.

Time Never Forget Done Forget Never

I think when science fiction is at its worst, it's just spaceships flying around shooting at each other. There has to be a lot more going on than that... science fiction is about exploring new worlds and new ideas, not about ray guns and action, necessarily.

Science Ideas Action Flying Think

I love moving through long spaces and being enclosed.

Steven Shainberg

Love Moving Long Through Being

Christians historically have believed wrong on issues. Take slavery: they believed wrong on that issue for generations, and it had, just, repercussions that were staggeringly negative for our culture and my community. So it is possible to be Christian and to believe wrongly and practice wrongly.

Community Culture Practice Negative

I wouldn't say all journalism is activism, but I would say most journalism is activism.

Journalism Say Activism Would Most

You don't love hockey for the scores, you love hockey for the fights, right?

DeAngelo Williams

Love Hockey You Right Fights Scores

An institution or reform movement that is not selfish, must originate in the recognition of some evil that is adding to the sum of human suffering, or diminishing the sum of happiness.

Happiness Suffering Evil Selfish

I think we should worry about Social Security first and then tax cuts second.

Think Worry Security Tax First

Culture is evolving, and I'm along for the ride.

Bryan Lee O'Malley

Culture Ride Evolving Along

The history of black women in the economy is rooted in the legacy of slavery. Enslaved black women were forced to provide care work, unpaid, for white families.

Work Women History Slavery Legacy

I worked in script development, many years ago, and read a lot of scripts. Between that and the scripts I've read as an actor, and I'm a writer as well, I think I have a pretty good sense about whether the bones of a story are there and whether the structure is intact.

William Mapother

Good Story Think Actor Development

Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than we wish.

Wish More Happen Things Expect Than

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