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Michael Showalter Quotes

Many fans don't have the leisure time to track my every word. They're too busy brainstorming solutions to the economic crisis and winning Pulitzers.

Michael Showalter

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 17, 1970

Topics

Time Winning Busy Crisis Fans Track

Any man worth his salt will stick up for what he believes right, but it takes a slightly better man to acknowledge instantly and without reservation that he is in error.

Man Better Worth Salt Will Right

I am charged with violating pledges which I never gave; and because I execute what I believe to be the law, with usurping powers not conferred by law; and above all, with using the powers conferred upon the President by the Constitution, from corrupt motives and for unwarrantable ends.

I Am Law Believe Constitution Never

Growing up, I've had plenty of obstacles, but to be honest, I didn't always have doubters. I was a standout athlete, so when that happens, you don't have too many people telling you 'You can't do this,' and 'You can't do that.' I've always been a bit of a people person and a hard worker.

People Growing Up Obstacles You Hard

The message of the movie is to accept who you are and not to succumb to the pressure of what the media tells you is beautiful and what you should be looking like.

Beautiful Looking Pressure Media You

If you don't stand up to your fears, have bravery, loyalty, and you don't have friends, you'll never win. You'll never feel better about yourself.

Loyalty Yourself Win Stand Up Better

There are two kinds of people; those who are always well and those who are always sick. Most of the evils of the world come from the first sort and most of the achievement from the second.

Achievement People World Sick First

Most people that derail as leaders in the corporate world, it's not because they couldn't do the math and calculate return on investment properly. The issues are communication and understanding. All of what typically would've been called the 'soft stuff.' You have to be authentic. You have to be dialed into the soft stuff.

Communication People World You Soft

There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them.

Clare Boothe Luce

Men Hopeless Only Who Situations

War is not an academic exercise.

War Exercise Academic

During first grade, I spent nearly every afternoon for months in the school nurse's office, sick with psychosomatic headaches, begging to go home; by third grade, stomachaches had replaced the headaches, but my daily trudge to the infirmary remained the same.

Home Daily School Sick Go Office

I'm not afraid of anything.

Afraid Anything

I loathe and detest all this trivialisation of politics.

Ken Livingstone

Politics Loathe Detest

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