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Michael Showalter Quotes

Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

Michael Showalter

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 17, 1970

Topics

Love Love Is Think You Confusing

I don't even know what the odds are for one kid or one team to make it here. Obviously, being from Canada this is their Stanley Cup - they made it. It's hard enough to get here and it's hard enough to advance.

Team Enough Canada Know Odds Kid

Thanksgiving is a season that is very much in accord with the themes and teachings of Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ Thanksgiving Season Much

I don't know which will go first - rock 'n' roll or Christianity.

Go Know Rock Will First Roll

My great-great-great-grandfather or something, I think his father came before him; but, in the 1840s, he was a circuit-riding Baptist preacher.

Father Think Him Something Baptist

One of the benefits of doing low-budget movies is you don't have to release them wide to recoup. You can release it in a smaller way, make your money back, and keep going.

Money Keep Going Doing You Back Way

I feel as if sometimes women can't deal with what's going on and they have no one around who actually understands.

Women Feel Sometimes Going Deal Who

I wanted to do Buddy Faro as a small budget movie. They said no. So I wanted to do it as a series of recurring TV movies, and they said no. So I agreed to do it as a series.

Small Budget Said Movies Buddy TV

As of late, I am more of a homebody. I like having people over. You can smoke in the apartment. I'm just not into going out so much. The crowd is getting younger and younger.

I Am People You Late Smoke More

One of my psychoses is that I feel like I can do anything. Actually, I believe anybody can do and make anything, even things that don't exist. The making isn't the hard part; it's having faith. If you do only reasonable things, you'll never start your own business.

Business Faith Start Believe You

I've always found Mr. Disney to be somewhat of a shy person, a kid at heart.

Annette Funicello

Heart Person Shy Kid Always Found

Guys say 'like' all the time, and no one notices it.

Phoebe Robinson

Time Say Like Guys Notices

I didn't think I was going to change the world for women; I just did what I did. My big thing was that I didn't change who and what I was to become successful. I will not be told what to do; I'm a real independent girl.

Change Women Girl Change The World

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