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Michael Showalter Quotes

Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train a cat in the same way.

Michael Showalter

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 17, 1970

Topics

Dog Cats You Train Animals Way

With writing, I love doing it, but there's that love-hate relationship: You're not having a good run, you've hit a wall; it's frustrating.

Love Good Relationship Writing Doing

Ultimately, if you look at the game and there are two minutes left, and you have to ensure your victory, you don't want to throw the damn football. You want a runner who can run the clock out.

Football Victory Game You Look Run

Whatever the reasons that I turn things down, I'm always happy when there's a good result, and I can enjoy it as a movie, you know? I don't feel like, 'Oh man, that was really good. I should have done it.' You have to make the decisions you have to make, whether it has to do with your family or repeating a character or whatever it is.

Family Good Character Man Happy You

I'm a longboard guy.

Few writers can rival Helen Fielding when it comes to fully capturing the modern woman.

Woman Modern Rival Modern Woman Few

It goes all the way back to 'Psycho.' Movies with twists like that are memorable because they're so simple.

Simple Back Memorable Movies Way

I speak up when it's needed.

Speak Up Needed

Historians evaluating George W. Bush's first term will focus on foreign policy and, most of all, 9/11. I think they will criticize him for his early reaction, for not returning at once to Washington, D.C.

Focus Think Early Washington Will

After adding trillions to the debt on big-government policies most Americans didn't ask for and which we couldn't afford, Democratic leaders say they need more money, which they intend to take from small business, even though small businesses create the majority of new jobs.

Mitch McConnell

Business Money Small Create New Say

Remember that what you have is unique because it's your own special way of looking at the world.

World Looking Remember You Unique

For me, it's just acting. It's pretending. The best actors are children, and children don't do research. You never see a child going, 'I'm wondering about my motivation here. How can I do this toy? How can I do this train? I don't feel train.'

Children Best Child Me Research You

Whenever I play something, everybody just thinks that's who I am.

I Am Play Something Just Who Thinks

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