My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Mitch Hedberg
Recitation: by Male by Female
I just think we need to find a way, because we don't dispose of them very well; they have very bad chemicals in them. If we could just find a way, maybe start at a small step with eliminating batteries perhaps in small electronic devices, and then possibly in the future go bigger, that would be great.
Ann Makosinski
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Four years was enough of Harvard. I still had a lot to learn, but had been given the liberating notion that now I could teach myself.
John Updike
MyselfLearnEnoughNowTeachYears
It's a dream come true. I get to play for my hometown team, the team I grew up rooting for.
Steve Clevenger
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I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me.
Stephen King
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Sometimes, when I'm just watching TV at home, I cut some aloe vera leaves and use the inside gel part as a mask. It's incredible how much comes out of every cut - you can just do a little slice. I buy the leaves at health food stores. You can get single whole leaves, and they kind of last you forever.
Stella Maxwell
HomeHealthFoodMaskYouSometimes
I do things on a whim.
Ruth Wilson
ThingsWhim
I'm not asking that people accept homosexuality. I'm not asking that they believe like I do that it's inborn. I'm not asking that. All I'm saying is don't let these children suffer without a family because of your bias.
Rosie O'Donnell
FamilyChildrenPeopleSayingAccept
Goodbye 2010. If you were a fish, I'd throw you back.
Martina Navratilova
GoodbyeFishYouBackThrowWere
I think that if my voice for some reason changes - because your voice does change - then it's time for me not to sing.
Diana Ross
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I never found out until I went into treatment that I was bipolar.
Demi Lovato
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Being in a class with kids, meeting new people, and borrowing notes from other students - I've never done that before. I've always had to fend for myself.
Chloe Kim
MyselfPeopleMeetingNewDone
There's tons of creative people in television that have one failure after another, and they just step up higher. I could never get over that. When I had a failure, there was no such thing as just getting over it.
Chuck Barris
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