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Michelle Wolf Quotes

Mike Pence is the kind of guy that brushes his teeth and then drinks orange juice and thinks, 'Mmm.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 21, 1985

Topics

Kind Orange Teeth Juice Guy Thinks

I hate to mention age, but I come from an era when we weren't consumed by technology and television.

Technology Age Hate Television Come

Not all psychopaths are in prison - some are in the boardroom.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Rain Money Weather You Back Place

Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.

Robert A. Heinlein

People Political Desire Want Never

We are the playthings of the gods.

A big part of who I am is just the way I was raised. Nobody is better than anyone else, and if you really work hard, you might get lucky and get what you want.

Martina McBride

Work I Am Work Hard Better You Want

I love to read. I don't get enough time to read. I love reading the Internet. I love reading magazines. I love going on the 'net.

Love Time Reading Internet Enough

Everything in politics is politically motivated, didn't you know?

Miriam Defensor-Santiago

Politics You Know Everything

The deferring of anger is the best antidote to anger.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Best Anger Antidote

I was so keen to get back to sea. I was rattled.

Lord Mountbatten

Sea Back Get Keen Rattled

I think what is nice about 'Elf,' and why it doesn't play as one long sketch, is that the character actually grows up during the course of the film. It's not just a character that you can keep checking in on and keep doing sketches about. It's a story. I'm pretty proud of how we told it.

Character Proud Story Think Doing

I just want to fit in and win games for my team.

Team Win Want Games Just Fit

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