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Michelle Wolf Quotes

Writing and telling jokes is my favorite thing to do, and I want to be able to do that forever.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 21, 1985

Topics

Writing Want Jokes Forever Able

When I was a graduate student at the Iowa Writers' Workshop for fiction writing, I felt both coveted and hated. My white classmates never failed to remind me that I was more fortunate than they were at this particular juncture in American literature.

Me Writing American Literature White

To a contrarian like me, constant advice not to do something almost always starts me quickly down the risky, unpopular path.

Michael Bloomberg

Path Me Advice Down Always Almost

As costs mount, in lives and dollars, it is natural to second guess, but one lesson I hope we have learned is that the U.S. cannot go it alone in a policy that leaves American troops taking all the risk and American taxpayers paying all of the costs.

Hope Alone American Lesson Go Risk

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us.

Life Wisdom World True Understand

When I look back over my career, having an opportunity to compete against really good players like Lester Hayes are some of the highlights.

Good Opportunity Look Back Career

I have the best agent, manager, publicist, acting coach, and lawyer. Without them, I wouldn't have the opportunities that I've had.

Best Lawyer Opportunities Acting

If we are machines, then in principle at least, we should be able to build machines out of other stuff, which are just as alive as we are.

Alive Build Out Principle Stuff

I've had several broken bones and sprains throughout my career, but the one that really changed things was when I wrecked in 2008 during a Pro Snocross competition. I was thrown from my machine and landed on my left leg and caused a 180 degree hyperextension of my knee joint.

Broken Competition Career Degree Leg

If a company is not a monopoly, then the law assumes market competition can restrain the company's actions. No problem. If a monopoly exists, but the monopoly does not engage in acts designed to destroy competition, then we can assume that it earned and is keeping its monopoly the pro-consumer way: by out-innovating its competitors.

Competition Law Problem Way Company

No matter what you thought your plans were, that's not how things are going to work out, and that's the only way you can really, I think, live successfully.

Work Live Think Thought You Plans

I'm not a follower.

I'm so uncoordinated, I can't really do that much, so my specialty is standing in one spot or holding on to something, like an exploding rocket or a jetski.

Johnny Knoxville

Holding On Standing Rocket Something

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