I'm incapable of feeling any joy.
Mike Birbiglia
Recitation: by Male by Female
Contraception is a couple's issue.
Joanna Coles
ContraceptionIssueCouple
Last month, the Iraqi people went to the polls, voting in their first free election in more than 50 years.
John M. McHugh
PeopleFreeVotingElectionFirst
I'm comfortable reading science and dissecting it and discerning the difference between junk science and real science.
Robert Kennedy, Jr.
ScienceReadingComfortableReal
I admired Marlon Brando as I grew up. I though he was one of the finest screen actors around.
Michael Caine
UpScreenThoughHeAroundFinest
We're going for the joke on 'Children's Hospital,' and we're going for the joke on 'The League.' It's fun to go between shows, but you have to mentally remind yourself what show you're on.
Rob Huebel
ChildrenYourselfFunYouGoJoke
I'm a nut case, but that is what I believe.
Mike Tyson
BelieveI BelieveNutCase
When you've got four people to get dressed to get out the door you don't really spend a lot of time on yourself. But that's the way I roll anyway. I was never one to do my hair and make-up just to go to the market, so it's not that much different. If I get a little eye cream on, I feel I'm ahead of myself.
Julia Roberts
TimeMyselfYourselfPeopleDoor
I grew up in southwest Iowa, on a farm north of Stanton, Iowa, which is a tiny little town, a farming community. I went to Iowa State University and joined Army ROTC while I was there and just have had such a phenomenal life. I am a veteran of Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Joni Ernst
LifeCommunityFreedomI AmFarmUp
When I go out shopping and pass a bookstore, I always grab a couple of cookbooks, so I have a library of them. I end up keeping many that I got years and years ago because they work so well.
Johnny Mathis
WorkShoppingLibraryEndGoOut
I like all things grammatical, and I had already written several books about parts of speech, and even the alphabet, so everything that makes up a sentence and even a word was covered except for punctuation.
Brian P. Cleary
SpeechEverythingUpThingsBooks
You know what? I'm not always in a positive, happy place. But I'm able to concentrate enough to come up with a really good song.
Brian Wilson
PositiveGoodHappySongEnoughYou
I love a good miso soup: it's fermented. It really helps with the immune system. I'll add tofu, carrots and seaweed.
Tia Mowry
LoveGoodSoupSystemAddCarrots
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