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Mike Birbiglia Quotes

I was raised Catholic, and then I kind of wandered away somewhere in high-school. I never got confirmed, which is a big deal.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 20, 1978

Topics

Kind Never I Was Raised Big Deal

When I was boxing I made five million and wound up broke, owing the government a million.

Government Boxing Up Million Broke

I have my own high standards for what I want in a partner and how I want to be treated. I bring a lot to the table. I'm not talking about material things but what I have to offer as a person - love and loyalty and all the things that make a good relationship.

Love Good Relationship Loyalty Table

When I graduated, everyone was like, 'You got to do pop and R&B to make it,' like very contemporary pop and R&B. I tried for a little while, but I just realized my voice wasn't quite fitting some of the records that I was doing.

Voice Doing You Everyone Little Got

We already have an annual wealth tax on homes, the major asset of the middle class. It's called the property tax. Why not a small annual tax on the value of stocks and bonds, the major assets of the wealthy?

Value Small Wealth Tax Why Class

The ancient Greeks noticed that a man with arms and legs extended described a circle, with his navel as the center.

Stephen Gardiner

Man Circle Legs Center Ancient Arms

Some great people are leaders and others are more lucky, in the right place at the right time. I'd put myself in the latter category. But I'd never call myself a normal designer of anything.

Great Time Myself People Place

My husband and I are in preproduction of three movies, a Latin show, and a children's animation. I'm doing a very unique nail polish line, and finally, I'm developing a hair care line because people always ask me about my hair care system. I do a mask once a week that my grandma taught me how to make, so I want to share it with everyone.

Children People Me Hair Husband

The best-dressed man is an Italian who is trying to look English, or an Englishman who is trying to look Italian.

Diane von Furstenberg

Man Trying Look English Who Italian

I didn't eat for two days when Bill Clinton won, but after Obama's election, I was genuinely depressed.

Chuck Fleischmann

Election Two Eat Days Bill Clinton

Women's issues have always been a part of my life.

Life Women My Life Always Been Part

I don't like how I have to always be judged for my weight - I hate that.

Hate Always Weight Like How Judged

Pick the day. Enjoy it - to the hilt. The day as it comes. People as they come... The past, I think, has helped me appreciate the present - and I don't want to spoil any of it by fretting about the future.

Fear Future Day Past People Me

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