Mike Birbiglia Quotes

Directing your first film is like showing up to the field trip in seventh grade, getting on the bus, and making an announcement, 'So today I'm driving the bus.' And everybody's like, 'What?' And you're like, 'I'm gonna drive the bus.' And they're like, 'But you don't know how to drive the bus.'

Mike Birbiglia

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I'm the poster boy for Propecia. It's amazing.

Joe Lando

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The battles that count aren't the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself - the invisible, inevitable battles inside all of us - that's where it's at.

Jesse Owens

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I like my life. I've had a good life. I think the reason is my parents taught me that life is a burden. But if you take it one day at a time, it's an easy burden.

Andrew Young

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'Acceptance' is always a good word.

Max Greenfield

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It implies a slight failure as a writer that you are reduced to being a ghostwriter for the money.

Robert Harris

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Consumers deserve to know exactly what they're getting for their money when they sign-up for a 4G data plan.

Anna Eshoo

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I tend to be a fairly spirited person, but I've never hated anyone more than I hated Christian Longo after his trial, when I realized his guilt and that I had been partially duped.

Michael Finkel

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I've got a superstar like Usher singing bachata, a tune featuring Lil Wayne. I'm offering people more than just bachata. That captures a new audience that would listen to bachata because Usher is singing.

Romeo Santos

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You know, when people talk about filmmaking and the techniques of filmmaking, we use them all the time in network television news in order to make our stories simpler, tighter and more understandable to the general public.

Lowell Bergman

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Love involves a peculiar unfathomable combination of understanding and misunderstanding.

Diane Arbus

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There were a lot of great acts at Motown, and some of them were hard to get along with.

Dennis Edwards

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And the Buddha is the person who's free: free of plans, free of cares.

Bodhidharma

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