Mike Birbiglia Quotes

When I go to bed at night, I wear a sleeping bag. And for a long time, I wore mittens so that I couldn't open the sleeping bag.

Mike Birbiglia

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I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not.

Max Greenfield

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I love to read things that I'm sure won't make a movie.

Amy Pascal

LoveThingsSureMakeReadMovie

They improve greatly, and sometimes I go and see the performances they do and I am consciously aware that there isn't enough work for the good dancers.

Siobhan Davies

WorkGoodI AmEnoughGoSometimes

Parenting is not for everybody. It changes your life. Especially when they're little.

Tori Amos

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I don't do anything that is not fun. I just don't do it.

Tommy Lee Jones

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Sooner or later, we will face a catastrophic threat from space. Of all the possible threats, only a gigantic asteroid hit can destroy the entire planet. If we prepare now, we better our odds of survival. The dinosaurs never knew what hit them.

Michio Kaku

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I think I'm no different from any artist in music. At least once, you want to see your name up on the top.

Chely Wright

MusicThinkNameYouArtistWant

It's a woman's book but I think the men will read it too.

Colleen McCullough

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Synthesizers were looked at as stealing the soul of music, but then there were these new bands who used it to contradict that idea.

Brendon Urie

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Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years.

Bobby Knight

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I grew up right near Hollywood, and I wanted to be a filmmaker.

Susan Griffin

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To me, the NWA is a thing of the past.

Shane Douglas

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