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Mike Birbiglia Quotes

When I was in college, I wanted to write for 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien,' and I was an intern there.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 20, 1978

Topics

College Night Late Write Intern

There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I'm doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much.

Me Think Someone Doing Jokes Been

So if you're on tour for eight months, a year... or whatever it is you definitely don't want arguments and I'm happy to say that I've always had a really nice bunch of people around me all the time.

Joan Armatrading

Time Happy People Me Year You

I was never interested in reality shows or dance shows, as they have become so common.

Dance Reality Become Never Common

Napoleon's plan was for his army to arrive in Egypt not as conquerors but liberators. Landing in Aboukir Bay on July 1, 1798, the French captured Alexandria the next day, overcoming the surprised Mamelukes - the despotic local rulers - with a combination of modern artillery and infantry tactics.

Day Overcoming Army Plan Egypt July

You gotta have a body.

Jayne Mansfield

Fitness You Body Gotta

I was an alcoholic, for sure. It became a problem steadily over the course of six years.

Problem Over Years Sure Six Course

We all kind of dreamed about being musicians, but the narrative around being a musician is it'll never happen to you. It's not something that just happens - one in a million shot - all those things that just make you feel like it'll never happen.

Feel Musicians You Kind Never

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.

Clarence Darrow

Men Know Compliment Insult Ignorant

In the Fifties, there were certain places we couldn't ride on the bus, and now there is a possibility of a black man being in the White House. You have to feel good about it.

Good Ride Man Feel Good Black You

I wanted to make a film as an artist, and it's going to have to find an audience, you know. I don't know how big the audience will be.

You Artist Find Know Will Audience

I saw 'Predators.' That was pretty good, actually.

Good Pretty Saw Predators Actually

I don't know what that line is between fiction and non-fiction that other people have in their minds, but to me, when I'm writing, it's just like whatever the next sentence should be is the next sentence. It's not this artificial division.

People Me Writing Know Minds Line

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