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Mike Birbiglia Quotes

Sometimes, occasionally, people will make out in the audience, completely not aware that there's a human being onstage just yards away from them, who can see them. Sometimes people think that you're on television while you're onstage, so you're not even a person.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 20, 1978

Topics

People Think You Television Person

I did take comfort in the vespers and compline. I might have become a monk if I hadn't come out.

John Cameron Mitchell

Comfort Become Out Monk Take Come

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination.

Man Support Statistics Lamp Rather

I don't believe Fermat had a proof. I think he fooled himself into thinking he had a proof.

Believe Think Thinking Proof Fooled

I decided to teach because I think that any person who studies philosophy has to be involved actively.

Think Philosophy Person Teach Who

It's true that it's within the realm of cultural politics that young people tend to work through political issues, which I think is good, although it's not going to solve the problems.

Work Good Politics People Think

I'm the second wife of Paul Reiser on TV.

Wife Second TV Paul

I'm really good at telling people 'no.'

Solange Knowles

Good People Telling Really

I am flying back to New York as I write this. I will never forget these wonderful 35 days and I would go back to Copenhagen in a heartbeat to work there again.

Work I Am New York Flying Back New

Before I fought Adonis Stevenson in 2013, I had 4lbs to shift in a morning before weighing in. I had zero energy left to train, so the nutritional adviser said the only way was to drag it from my body in a hot bath full of salts.

Morning Energy Body Train Bath Said

I had my first stereo when I turned 12, and every two weeks, I would save up money and buy one CD.

Michiel Huisman

Money First Two Up Buy Would

I don't get the IMDb... I've called them several times myself and said, 'Guys, look... ' I've given them specific titles that should not be on there. But they won't take them down.

Myself Look Down Said Take Get

Boys have a tendency to jump around a lot more than girls. Boys have that desire to want to dunk way more than girls do. It just never seemed like something we could truly fathom and do.

Jump Desire Want Way More Never

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