Mike Birbiglia Quotes

I always have the best story at the party. Anyone telling a story at a party is like, 'No, no, you've got to listen to my story!' I'm like, 'Step aside, everybody. I'm going to blow the doors off this place.'

Mike Birbiglia

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BestStepStoryDoorsYouParty

I have lived in Cornwall from the age of 4, so I have always been aware of the artistic heritage that the county has. I feel very proud to be able to connect to this.

John Dyer

AgeProudFeelHeritageAlwaysBeen

The global economy is in pretty good shape.

John W. Snow

GoodEconomyShapePrettyGlobal

Most of us who aspire to be tops in our fields don't really consider the amount of work required to stay tops.

Althea Gibson

WorkFieldsAspireStayUsMost

People are dangerous when they have nothing to lose.

Stef Wertheimer

PeopleLoseDangerousNothing

I mean... mankind has for hundreds of years known that torture is not a very smart way to get information. It's horrible that we're going back to medieval times.

Stellan Skarsgard

SmartInformationBackWayMean

Modeling will slow down no matter who you are.

Trish Goff

SlowYouModelingDownWillMatter

Writing has laws of perspective, of light and shade just as painting does, or music. If you are born knowing them, fine. If not, learn them. Then rearrange the rules to suit yourself.

Truman Capote

MusicLightPerspectiveYourselfYou

Women of child-bearing age steadily run out of eggs by the continuous process of cell death. While reading a copy of the 'Guardian' carefully from cover to cover, a normal woman will have lost on average two eggs - while, typically, a normal man will have made 70,000 new sperm.

Robert Winston

WomenAgeWomanDeathManReading

I have a lot of different traits to my personality, depending on who I'm around, and what the dynamic in the situation is.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead

PersonalitySituationDifferentWho

Actors love the big speeches and love to be the center of attention. I mean, that's why we do it.

Michael Pena

LoveAttentionWhyMeanBigCenter

I had always been told cooking was a servant's job.

Michael Mina

CookingJobAlwaysServantBeenHad

It seems to me like the Internet allows you to break that structure a little bit. You know, here's your CD that's going into stores, here's your EP that you offer online, here's a subscription for songs you recorded on the road, here's your live stuff streaming.

Liz Phair

LiveMeRoadInternetYouKnow

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