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Mike Birbiglia Quotes

People come to my shows on purpose as opposed to coming to a 'comedy show.' Which was always my goal.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 20, 1978

Topics

Purpose People Comedy Goal Always

I'm a dedicated father - a hopeless, dedicated father. I mean, I am dork dad. I am just - I love my children. I have kids - you know, Joey's 30-something, and then I have all the way down to 4 years old, believe it or not. At my age, five kids.

Love Father Age Children I Am You

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked.

Love Animal Too Much Sushi Dead

We were on the dark side of the Earth when we started to see outside the window this soft pink glow, which is a lot of little angry ions out there going very fast. We were hitting them very fast.

Angry Window Pink Glow Dark Earth

It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.

Life Law American Whatever Wallet

The degree to which you're peculiar and different is the degree to which you must learn to hear people thinking. Just in self-defense you have to learn, where is their kindness? Where is their danger? Where is their generosity?

Kindness People Generosity Thinking

Roger became a part of me, and when he went off the deep end and became a mad snake, I felt sorry for him.

Me Snake Sorry Deep End Mad

You hear about quality time a lot but I really think that quantity time with a person is really what strengthens a relationship. That's when you really get to know somebody. You get to know their strengths and their weaknesses and that brings you closer. That's what 'Time Is Love' is all about.

Love Relationship Time Quality Think

Well, I was very lucky. I was brought up west southwest coast of Scotland and my mother and father had a music shop, and so I was surrounded by pianos and drums and guitars, and music, of course.

Father Mother Music Lucky Up West

My family is very religious.

Family Religious Very

The lack of livelihood opportunities in refugee camps pushes many people to embark on dangerous journeys in the quest for a better life.

Arancha Gonzalez

Life People Opportunities Better

I just want to support my mom. I have everything I need. I don't need to buy anything.

Austin Seferian-Jenkins

Support Mom Want Need Everything

To get to New Orleans you don't pass through anywhere else. That geographical location, being aloof, lets it hold onto the ritual of its own pace more than other places that have to keep up with the progress.

Allen Toussaint

Progress You New Places More Own

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