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Mike Birbiglia Quotes

I was a screenwriting major at Georgetown, and I was in class with some really strong writers like Jonathan Nolan, who co-wrote 'The Dark Knight' with Chris, his brother. He wrote 'The Prestige,' the story for 'Memento.'

Mike Birbiglia

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 20, 1978

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Brother Story Strong Dark Class Who

A woman came up to me after one of the screenings with tears pouring down her face and sobbed, You've defined my entire life for me on the screen.

Jill Clayburgh

Life Woman Me Tears Face You

Men show their character in nothing more clearly than what they think laughable.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Character Men Think Nothing More

When you're a regular on your show, that's your family. When people come in and out, it doesn't mean that you don't embrace them, but they have to leave.

Melinda McGraw

Family People You Embrace Mean Out

Even in my neighborhood, the kids come to me for interviews for their term papers. I ask them later what grades they got, and they're always A-pluses.

Stephanie Kwolek

Me Grades Ask Always Neighborhood

Ty Tryon made a lot of money after turning pro, but he might not have been ready. I don't want to make a lot of money for a couple of months and then not be ready.

Michelle Wie

Money Ready Want Been Made He

Those of you who have spent time with Australians know that we are not given to overstatement. By nature we are laconic speakers and by conviction we are realistic thinkers.

Julia Gillard

Nature Time You Know Realistic Who

They were written in the early '90s when I was strapped for cash.

Jonathan Coe

Early Cash Were Written Strapped

Personally, for me in my life, I think every journey should be an ongoing journey, for anyone.

Jonathan Groff

Life Journey Me Think My Life Every

Honestly, I sleep best wearing nothing. But with kids, I've learned to sleep with underwear very close by, if not wrapped around one of my feet, so I'm ready to go if something happens.

Dierks Bentley

Best Sleep Feet Ready Go Nothing

I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.

Brett Hull

Patience Patient Most Puzzles Golfer

I spend most of my career as a management consultant, a businessman working with family-owned small and medium-sized businesses. The businesses that make up the core of our economy.

Brad Schneider

Management Small Career Consultant

Like when I had long hair, you kind of got male attention from everything. But when you had short hair, it was a different kind of man that was attracted to you or I found coming up.

Ashley Scott

Man Hair Short Long Attention You