Mike Birbiglia Quotes

The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.

Mike Birbiglia

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I've come to realize that you live on through recordings; they're like a musical diary, a window into somebody's soul.

Joe Perry

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I know if I'm lost in the moment or not.

Joaquin Phoenix

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Candidates' wives are supposed to sit cheerfully through their husbands' appearances.

Jodi Kantor

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Our growing softness, our increasing lack of physical fitness, is a menace to our security.

John F. Kennedy

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As for my personal life, I'd love to start a family of my own. I think I'd make a great dad, and I think shortly I would make a great husband.

Matthew Perry

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A certain number of Americans are already in Peking and most of us here feel that it would be very useful for the United States and especially for the Left-wing progressive movement in the United States if groups of students such as you mention could make a tour of China.

Anna Louise Strong

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The CIA will only hire people with impeccable credentials to be a translator. 'Impeccable credentials' means you've never lived outside the United States.

Michael Bloomberg

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Having been let out of the barn once, I know I wouldn't be happy if I were home all the time.

Meryl Streep

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Philately is normally a boys' hobby but for some reason it was in vogue at my junior school. Between the ages of eight and ten I collected avidly. I'd pore over my Stanley Gibbons book, obsessively checking my collection's value. I always hoped I'd stumble across a really valuable one, a Penny Black or an Inverted Jenny, but it wasn't to be.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

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One of the things I really like about racing is that you can't fake it. As an actor, everything is fake. You're always trying to convince people you can do something you can't. And that's the opposite of racing. The stopwatch never lies.

Robert Carradine

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I believe that we do our country a disservice when we make it harder for new American immigrants to abide by the rules of the road and obtain drivers licenses.

Martin O'Malley

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If I commit to pros, I really got to stick to it, and I think it was a good decision.

Denis Shapovalov

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