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Ross Mathews Quotes

There are so many funny people and so many talented people, but the one thing nobody else has is my take on the world. So, when I'm developing my show, that's going to be the focus.

Ross Mathews

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: September 24, 1979

Topics

Funny Focus People World Nobody

If something is very, very funny but possibly controversial, if it's truly funny, then it's worth doing. Things aren't worth doing for the sake of being controversial.

John Mulaney

Funny Doing Worth Things Something

Men and women are like right and left hands; it doesn't make sense not to use both.

Jeannette Rankin

Women Men Hands Right Men And Women

I sometimes lament the fact that I do not have the benefit of a complete and ailment free body structure.

Amitabh Bachchan

Free Body Sometimes Structure Fact

Six-year-olds are very wrapped up in their own lives, and that's the way it should be.

Steve Carell

Way Up Own Wrapped Should Very

I learned guitar solely for the purpose of meeting women. I'd heard it's a great lady-catcher.

Tony Revolori

Women Great Purpose Guitar Meeting

My relationship with my mother is not cute.

Mika

Mother Relationship Cute

I am intimidating no one in America. No one feels like they are below me in any way. They feel like they are absolutely either at or above my level and 100-percent comfortable talking to me.

Mike Birbiglia

I Am Me Feel America Talking Way

I grew up on a bayou. The small town that I lived in was, like, 10 miles from me. I grew up in the middle of nowhere.

Mike Dean

Me Small Small Town Up Lived Middle

'Zero Dark Thirty' is a disturbing, fantastically-made movie. It will make you hate torture.

Michael Moore

Hate You Dark Will Thirty Torture

Running around when I was a kid was a really happy time; a time when getting home for dinner or for sleep were my only responsibilities.

Josh Hartnett

Home Time Sleep Happy Dinner Kid

Our father taught us such a work ethic that if there's something worth doing, it's worth doing well.

Donny Osmond

Work Father Work Ethic Doing Worth

The sea always offers up incredible stories of survivors' fortitude. Myths of a lot of countries have variations on that.

Colin Farrell

Sea Always Up Fortitude Incredible