Russell Baker Quotes

Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on 'canned' laughter, grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that have been dead for years.

Russell Baker

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LaughterComedyTelevisionSituation

I'm getting optimistic. I think, as I talk to people around the country - they seem to get it. They want a return to those things that made America different and great.

Jim DeMint

LifeCarDriveStrongAmericanWant

A race cannot be purified from without.

Anna Julia Cooper

RaceWithoutCannotPurified

I'm sorry, but chick fights are sexy. If you don't think so, you're either an uptight woman or a lying man.

John Ridley

WomanManSorryThinkSexyYou

The separation of church and state is a suburban, not an urban, issue.

Tony Evans

ChurchSeparationUrbanStateIssue

My first tour sold out in Glasgow, and they were one of the loudest. I couldn't hear myself.

Rita Ora

MyselfLoudestFirstOutTourHear

A lot of people call me a celebrity chef, but I don't think that I'm a celebrity. So I want to stay keeping just a chef. That's more comfortable.

Masaharu Morimoto

PeopleMeChefThinkWantCelebrity

I don't talk in sound bites.

Michael Moore

TalkSoundBitesSound Bites

This almost never happens, but what is really relaxing is just being in this house all by myself, sitting quietly and watching TV. But I basically never get that chance.

Chris O'Donnell

MyselfChanceHouseSittingNever

Okay - before I even had a baby, I would dream of the day I could make ponytails on my kid. I don't know why. I somehow got it in my head that it would be such a cool thing.

Constance Marie

DayBabyCoolDreamKnowWhy

I've made a career of being precise.

Arlen Specter

CareerBeingMadePrecise

The consumer is really underutilized in health care.

Anne Wojcicki

HealthCareHealth CareConsumer

You're just constantly battling this thing that is telling you, 'I don't think I can do it.' I think we all have it. When you're fresh and alert, you can easily put those doubts down. But when you're tired, they easily come up to the surface.

Ashton Eaton

TiredThinkYouDownI CanFresh

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