Roz Chast Quotes

I think when your parents die, it is kind of like a moving sidewalk: you're not just on the sideline and watching them go by. You know, you're going to the same place they are.

Roz Chast

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ParentsMovingThinkDieYouPlace

Too many kids today are playing major league ball and don't belong there.

Joe DiMaggio

TodayBallBelongPlayingKidsMany

I still can't shake the Nebraska off of me.

Andrew Rannells

MeOffNebraskaStillShake

I hesitated before buying a Kindle. I wasn't worried that the digital reader would ruin literature as we know it. Rather, my concern centered on using an electronic device in the bathtub.

Jen Lancaster

LiteratureKnowDigitalRuinBuying

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine.

Megyn Kelly

FunnyTruthThinkEnjoyYouRoutine

Leanness of body and soul may go together.

John Owen

TogetherSoulBodyGoMay

Doing an accent removes you from yourself and reminds you, every instant, that you're playing a part.

Mia Wasikowska

YourselfDoingYouPlayingInstant

When I came to CBS it was the mother church. I mean that was - everybody wanted to go to work for CBS News.

Mike Wallace

WorkMotherChurchNewsGoMean

The idea that you can get everything you want in one person is destructive, and maybe when you accept that the number is closer to 50 or 60 or 70 percent, that's when you can start to make some progress in choosing the right person.

Michelle Williams

ProgressRight PersonStartYouWant

I like to always do my best to make music catchy, so I think a very catchy melody is cool.

Logic

MusicBestCoolThinkAlwaysMelody

My favorite color is black.

Johnny Depp

ColorBlackFavorite

I've never written a happy love song.

Arca

LoveHappySongNeverWritten

At the end of the day, every member of the conservative movement, from our political commentators and thinkers to our elected officials, share an important and common purpose in advancing the cause of liberty, reigning in a bloated federal government, and defending our traditional family values.

Phil Gingrey

FamilyDayPurposeGovernmentEnd

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