Roz Chast Quotes

Childhood - that was not my favorite time in my life.

Roz Chast

Recitation: by Male by Female

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LifeTimeChildhoodMy LifeFavorite

If you run, you might lose. If you don't run, you're guaranteed to lose.

Jesse Jackson

YouLoseRunMightGuaranteed

In high school, I would classify myself as a theatre nerd. Always studying, reading and attending plays!

Meaghan Jette Martin

MyselfSchoolTheatreReadingHigh

I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and they'll stay with me just as long as there's a roof over my head.

Matt Roper

HopeBeautifulMeVintageHellLong

Performance capture is a technology, not a genre; it's just another way of recording an actor's performance.

Andy Serkis

TechnologyPerformanceWayCapture

If I was gay, why wouldn't I admit it? It wouldn't harm me.

Simon Cowell

MeGayAdmitWhyHarm

After all my possessions had been burned, God gave me the wisdom to return to Jerusalem.

Shmuel Yosef Agnon

GodWisdomMePossessionsReturn

I don't believe things happen in vain. I believe they happen for a reason.

Tracey Gold

BelieveThings HappenI BelieveVain

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

Demetri Martin

DogWomenTrustWomanLiarName

Democracy is about voting and it's about a majority vote. And it's time that we started exercising the Democratic process.

Debbie Stabenow

TimeDemocracyProcessVotingVote

There are many ways to experience love. It can feel like a knife in your back, or it can feel like you're being lifted up by winged creatures towards a beautiful blinding light.

Brandon Boyd

LoveBeautifulLightExperienceYou

I'm a girl from a good family who was very well brought up. One day I turned my back on it all and became a bohemian.

Brigitte Bardot

FamilyGoodGirlDayBackOne Day

When we do get a little time off, I tend to watch movies, go to dinners, and keep it low-key.

Nina Dobrev

TimeGoMoviesLittleWatchLow-Key

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