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Ronnie Corbett Quotes

The funny thing about the golf swing is that you try to alter it and end up with the same faults as you've had all your life.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: scottish
Birth: December 4, 1930

Topics

Life Funny End Golf You Swing

When I listen to the complaints that follow just about every presidential debate, I'm reminded of the well-worn joke about the Jewish mother who buys her son two shirts. When he shows up at dinner wearing one, she says: 'What's the matter? You didn't like the other one?'

Jeff Greenfield

Mother Son Dinner You Debate Follow

In 2007, I went straight from Tokyo to Iowa to join Hillary Clinton's traveling press. I felt like a foreigner there, too. I remember thinking, 'Americans are huge.'

Thinking Remember Tokyo Iowa Press

'Underrated.' That is the word that best describes Prince, the Guitarist. Why? Because his phenomenal guitar-playing was just one arrow in a quiver full of remarkable talents.

Best Why Talents Arrow Just One

I wish I could remember how to write a play. I can't remember how they happened.

Wish Remember Play Write I Wish How

I stand on the shoulders of giants.

Michael Rosbash

Stand Giants Shoulders

Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

Food Dinner Table Dinner Table Poor

With modeling, you pose. You want to look your best all the time. With acting, you have to be aware of the camera, but the more you show your imperfections, the better you're going to be.

Time Best Better Camera Look Acting

I don't believe in the power of words.

Power Words Believe

If a little kid picks up Guitar Hero and learns 'Smoke On The Water,' he soon finds out that if he wants the chicks to look at him, he'd better learn it on the guitar!

Water Hero Guitar Better Learn Look

I don't sit here and dream because I don't care about the future. I wouldn't take nothin' for my past and I've got enough behind me that I can write forever.

Future Past Me Care Enough Dream

I've never really been very interested in computers themselves. I don't watch them; I watch how people behave around them. That's becoming more difficult to do because everything is around them.

People Computers Never Difficult

Poetry is all that is worth remembering in life.

William Hazlitt

Life Poetry Worth Remembering

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