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Ronnie Barker Quotes

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: english
Birth: September 25, 1929 - October 3, 2005

Topics

You Human Chameleon Exhaustion Been

If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going to do anything, do it awesome.

Jimmy John Liautaud

Birthday Job Amazing You Party

What we learned on September 11 is that the unthinkable is now thinkable in the world.

World Now September Learned

I went to dance class as a girl because I didn't like sports, but I never did a dance recital in my life. Never, ever, ever. I felt comfortable dancing, and I was happiest dancing, but I was never the best person in the class.

Life Girl Sports Best Dance My Life

I wouldn't put out anything that I didn't want to ride to.

Ride Want Out Anything Put

Recently, I was in Bernalda, my dad's ancestral home town in Italy. He has just refurbished a palazzo and turned it into a hotel, so we had my sister's wedding there. It was beautiful.

Home Beautiful Sister Hotel Wedding

Many countries had a hand in raising me. I am the product of many contradicting philosophies and cultures... My entire universe is comprised of these foreign traditions. If any one of these experiences are to be ignored, I wouldn't be the same.

I Am Me Universe Hand Same Cultures

As the purpose of comedy is to correct the vices of men, I see no reason why anyone should be exempt.

Men Purpose Comedy Why Reason See

Our society's dependence on imagery says a lot about our values.

Chelsea Manning

Society Values Imagery Dependence

When you are in the big competition for the first time, you grow, and then you lose something when you go back into your own competition.

Claudio Ranieri

Time Competition Grow You Lose Back

I don't play tennis at all.

Brooklyn Decker

The man never feels the want of what it never occurs to him to ask for.

Arthur Schopenhauer

Man Want Never Ask Him Feels

The painter constructs, the photographer discloses.

Photographer Painter Constructs

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