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Ron White Quotes

I don't know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn't have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.

Ron White

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 18, 1956

Topics

Family Day People Me You Pen

Going across the Tannai Desert was one of the spookiest experiences I've ever had. Not driving during the day; that was fine. And so we camped in an old sort of truck siding, I think. And the silence. The eerie silence and then a dingo howling, and it was just so spooky. I didn't sleep all night.

Joan Kirner

Day Silence Sleep Truck Desert Old

The problem is with men. I know I shouldn't say this, but they've shrouded and hidden women to hide their incompetence.

John Galliano

Women Men Problem Hide Know Say

I was an old tackle riding around talking to people about sports. Like I've said to a lot of people over the years, 'I only go where old tackles go, and if an old tackle does not belong there, I'm not going.'

John Madden

Sports People Talking Go Said Over

There's a reason screens are only this thick.

John Malkovich

Reason Only Screens Thick

'Dexter' has been very, very good to me. I would rather stop doing it than cheapen it.

Jeff Lindsay

Good Me Doing Stop Been Would

You know, this whole thing about Ricky Martin, and how successful that young man is. He's 27, I was 29.

Robert Conrad

Man You Know Young Young Man Whole

I'm terrible at texting people back. It takes me, like, three days. I'm not a big phone person.

Tom Felton

People Me Back Phone Person Three

So long as no one knows everything about you, you have resources you can call upon for which no one is really prepared.

Roger Zelazny

Long You Resources Everything Call

There's lots of prejudice, but if you examine yourself, you can make It. Of course, this doesn't make me too popular with some quarters in the women s movement.

Rosalyn Sussman Yalow

Women Yourself Me You Prejudice

I like the movie 'Das Boot,' the German film made in the '80s. I found out it was a series that was made into a film for the U.S.

Courtney Gains

Out Film Found Like Made Boot

I like challenges; I like excitement. I like entering different worlds and trying to succeed - not excel, but succeed.

Brian Grazer

Challenges Succeed Trying Excitement

I have not yet learned to keep still.

Apollonius of Tyana

Keep Still Learned