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Ron White Quotes

The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 18, 1956

Topics

Live Comedy Way Sharp Stay Only

Sounding bitter is not a good look. Less so if you're retired.

Good You Look Bitter Less Retired

I follow my conscience - and this is upsetting to some people, but I maintain the conscience is going to be the only thing between us and communication in the future.

Communication Future People Follow

To write what is not dead on the page, one has to be open to all kinds of disturbances and challenges and confusion.

Challenges Page Dead Write Confusion

I get to actually experience what it would be like to be a psycho, which is not a fun one, or to be a cowboy, or to be a weird character of some sort. For me, it suits me. It suits my personality. I'm an emotional kind of person anyway.

Character Experience Personality Fun

Many rogue sites exist to make a profit and others are enormously expensive to maintain. If they don't have the resources to continue stealing intellectual property, they'll wither away.

Profit Intellectual Others Resources

There is no time for cut-and-dried monotony. There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time!

Work Love Business Time No Time

I don't do much more than organise other people's ideas and insights and thoughts, and sort of harvest them, and inventory them and present them.

Chuck Palahniuk

People Ideas Thoughts Present More

Dancing in high heels is kind of tough. I learn the dances without the heels, and then we add them. We just practice, and I get used to it. My feet hurt really badly at the end of the shows, but it's fun. While it's happening it's fun. I feel tall.

Fun Practice Tough Feet Hurt End

It's such a big dream of mine to be singing in front of my friends and family in my hometown.

Family Friends And Family Singing Big

When I walk with you I feel as if I had a flower in my buttonhole.

William Makepeace Thackeray

Flower Romantic Walk Feel You Had

Money is kind of just like air - if you don't have air, you can't breathe. If you don't have money, I don't think you'll want to breathe - you won't want to live.

Live Money Think You Want Kind

I like stories where people have to face some big demons internally. It always seems to be an element of horror, because it's pretty scary to have to face yourself and the things you're most worried about: your own abilities and your own capabilities and your own level of competence in being a hero.

Hero Yourself People Face Demons

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